As I pointed out once in a stand up set that was deemed too offensive for TV – if Jesus is omniscient, then he knows where all the missing children are, and isn’t telling anyone. Which when you think about it, makes him an accessory.
Like Maxine Carr…
And there ended my foray into television comedy.
Anyway, in addition to the obvious moral problem of, for example, the J man knowing full well that Elizabeth Fritzl was locked in a basement all those years, and not telling the authorities, there’s the fact that it’s just plain creepy.
As this website (unintentionally) proves.
It’s hard to pick a favourite from this cavalcade of wonders. I’m leaning towards French horn and trucker at the moment.
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I know I favoured "Bank Teller" and "Insurance Agent" before but I've had a change of heart...I think I'm leaning toward "Dental Assistant" and "Jogger" now, he looks so happy in these, and it's good to see him getting some exercise. I'd quite like to see "Mugger" next....
Wow, they're amazing.
I quite like the dentist one, the maniacal look of glee (I imagine the guy is screaming) while he stares at the dentists crazy hair.
Or the forest ranger one, where they both look equally bemused as to what is happening.
Or the look of constipation on the body builder one.
Genius
i imagine jesus in the womb with me when i was just a wee fetus, perhaps taking hits off the umbilical cord whilst kicking at my mother's stomach ever so softly to let her know i was okay.
*sigh*
do you think they will ever have one for pedophile priest?
He's not been drawing Jesus ... he's been drawing Carl Wilson (formerly) of the Beach Boys
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/ska_vs_emo/Carl-Wilson-Youngblood-138370.jpg
...And Mick Hucknall from some angles.
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