Today I had a facial.
Not because I have a particularly glamorous lifestyle, but because it was free.
See? I am the opposite of glamorous. I am cheap.
The reason it was free was because I had won it.
(As is right and proper. I enter an average of 40 competitions a day. I expect some sort of return for my efforts)
I won it from Smooth Radio. A station that I don't even listen to. Ha ha, take that Smooth Radio, I owned you!
And it was a very nice facial it has to be said.
Why am I telling you this? Well, it's not to brag about my glorious winnings, honestly. No, it's by way of a lead in to the following.
You see, when I was dutifully entering my competitions this evening, I came across this one. Possibly the lamest prize ever?...
(Click on the picture to maximise)
...even if it is his *actual* tracksuit.