My weekly round up of nothing and nonsense

So, I imagine you are all anxiously waiting to hear what I have seen this week?

Yes, by posting a blog on this subject at around the same time every Friday I have conditioned you all, like Pavlov’s dog, to respond in such a fashion.

The hold I have over you all is terrifying. Let’s hope I don’t ever try and use it for evil.

So, this week I discovered a memorial section on the My Cat website: http://www.yourcat.co.uk/component/option,com_memorial/

And I couldn’t resist leaving a touching message for my own, dead, fictional cat, Oliver:

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The moderators haven’t picked up on it. Which worries me...

Speaking of animal cruelty, I received a comment on my Amazon review of the Humunga Tongue dog toy.

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It would seem that my fictional dog is as convincing as my fictional dead cat. Which, again, worries me...

And finally, here are a couple of competitions that I found on the web this week. Which prize would you say is the worst?:

A year of the Daily Mail?

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Or a signed picture of Rick Moranis?

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It's a tough call...